cicak vs buaya

cicak vs buaya? ya menang cicak laaaaaaaaah, hm guys gue mau cerita nih tentang buaya kembaran gue aka adamemek bau ketek dan brengsek. nih chat gue sama si jelek(ps: zlatan ibrahimovic1: adam, zlatan ibrahimovic2: gue):

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
buaya

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
eloooo

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
elo

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
elo

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
yaudah gw ngalah

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
iya lo buaya gue cicak

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
jauh bgt perbandinganya

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
mirip

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
ukurany

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
hm yaudah gue cicak raksasa

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
Mulai aneh2

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
haha -_-
kan kita kembar dam, jadi mirip

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
kembar?
brb

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
iyaaaaaa
ok

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
bck

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
wbbbbb

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
makasih

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
samasama kembar -_-
eh tau gakkkk
si colis tadi salah kirim, bilang gini. 'oi dam'
wakakakak

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
Apa
bego tu org
haha

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
cicak keren
cantik lagi

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
wakaka

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
haha

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
Buaya lebih keren

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
kerenan cicak lah

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
buaya dong

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
cicak dong

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
voting aja
Dc

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
okey
wbwb
cicak menang lah aduh zzzz

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
cicak tinggal ditelen sm buaya
haha

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
kan cicak raksasaaaaaaaaaa
yang ada buaya naksir sama cicak -_-
mampus

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
knp bisa gitu

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
iya bisa
kan cicaknya cantik, baik lagi

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
narsis

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
-_-----
bicara fakta

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
tp cicaknya suka ngambil2 barang2 buaya

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
fucccccccccck

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
hehe

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
si buaya tuh puttttttttttttih banget

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
bicara fakta
cicaknya jg tinggi

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
ududah gitu si buaya ngga pernah boong sama cicak
udah*
waktu itu aja bilangnya nyokapnya sakit, makanya ngga bisa ke princess on ice. jujur banget ya buaya
hm

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
yg itu bneran cicak

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
iya buaya yang ngga pernah boonggg

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
ngalah deh gw sm cicak

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
hmmmmmm
-_--
gosong deh tuh ticket
arrrrrrgh
elu sih buaya jelek wo

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
jgn diinget lg

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
bakal selalu gue inget huaka

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
jgn dong

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
dasssssssssar brengsek

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
iyadeh

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
haha bajingan z

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
iya

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
haha lagi apa?

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
tiduran
cape bgt

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
abis main bola ya? -_-

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
cicak kan musuh nabi muhammad
iya

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
khadijah menang wekwekwek

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
Iya gw kalag
padahal gw harusnya menang

zlatan ibrahimovic2 says:
zz

Zlatan ibrahimovic1 says:
haha

zlatan ibrahimovic 2 says:
-_-

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zlatan ibrahimovic says:
capek ah gue
baca sendiri gih

Zlatan ibrahimovic says:
pelit
hehe

zlatan ibrahimovic says:
capeeeeeeeeek

Zlatan ibrahimovic says:
yaudah

zlatan ibrahimovic says:
baca sendiri

Zlatan ibrahimovic says:
iya

zlatan ibrahimovic says:
okeeeeeey buaya babi hutan

Zlatan ibrahimovic says:
payah

zlatan ibrahimovic says:
haha

Zlatan ibrahimovic says:
payah

zlatan ibrahimovic says:
haha

Zlatan ibrahimovic says:
ketawa lagi
cuma ngepost itu?

zlatan ibrahimovic says:
iya zzzzz

Zlatan ibrahimovic says:
Oh haha

zlatan ibrahimovic says:
haha

Zlatan ibrahimovic says:
ketawa terus

zlatan ibrahimovic says:
iyanih zzzz

Zlatan ibrahimovic says:
mulai gila

zlatan ibrahimovic says:
haha buaya lebih gila

Zlatan ibrahimovic says:
engga lah
buaya tenang
cicak udh melet2 bisa mutusin ekor

zlatan ibrahimovic says:
cicak cantik buaya jelek
haha keren kan

Zlatan ibrahimovic says:
iya aja deh

zlatan ibrahimovic says:
haha
wo buayaa jelek

Zlatan ibrahimovic says:
ganteng tau

zlatan ibrahimovic says:
jelekkkkkk

Zlatan ibrahimovic says:
ganteng

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tuh chat gue sama adam huahahahahaha -_- piss dam :p
cicak sama buaya? cocok kan ya wakakaka -_----'